@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.
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@peachesanscream: Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
@UNTRESOR: You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked.
@mikeleffingwell: Sorry, "hella" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing.