@RealSudoNim: Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.
@iRowlf: I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful.
"Sir, those are Band-Aids."
Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some.
@hardlyrelevant: *holds up bread* this is my body
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up fire* and this is my mixtape
@Cherbearxo: The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly.
@primawesome: My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that.
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