@thisis_thatguy: I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
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@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.
@PaperWash: "Sorry I'm late" Why are there scratches all over your face? "Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu? "It's my cat's best move"
@WeissBrandon: My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started.
@david8hughes: If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions.