@thisis_thatguy: I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
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@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"
@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
@DaddyJew: Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for