@JediGigi: I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
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@TheMichaelRock: Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News
@kirbys4losers: Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they'll come back to life with a vengeance.
@TheMainlandBlog: If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for.