@LinajkReturns: I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day.
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@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.
@kelkulus: When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people.
@ShitJokes: My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.