@LinajkReturns: I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day.
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@NJFreudian: Which doesnt belong? Camel Polar Bear Obama Buffalo Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East
@carlyken: If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
@jerryRenek: Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact.
@WetzelGeek: Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering "...it would be so easy..."