@JasonLastname: I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength.
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@anerdonfire2: I'm not surprised I woke up with a mannequin after too much to drink. I am surprised though that I used a condom
@kyle_thatisall: The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons "Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain" she whispers