@juliussharpe: I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad.
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@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.
@ilovepie84: "When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window"-Birds
@BromanConsul: GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again
@AaronFullerton: "Honey, remember our first date?" "Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?" "No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."