@Sassafrantz: I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?
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@amateuradam: There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.
@Mr_Kapowski: Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes