@Pumpkinbabypie: No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star.

@SoldHerSoul: Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok.

@amateuradam: There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.

@Mr_Kapowski: Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes

@kirkfox: I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.