@jimmy_sharpe: I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible.
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@casual_koala: My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is.
@DrunksWithGuns: *Bar fight* Friend: you go high, I'll go low. Me: Ok. *friend tackles guy at waist* *me, singing falsetto*
@MrIceMachine: Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E
@AnneM69: I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email