@jimmy_sharpe: I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible.
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@TheAlexNevil: I put hydrogen peroxide on a cut to show 7 it doesn't MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THIS STUFF MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF PIRANHAS?! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!
@SuperRandomish: I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack.
@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff