@thomaskeamon: I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is belcalis almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating
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@daplusk: 'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically
@spotswoj: Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end.
@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are
@ARealTinderella: Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends.