@mrtruthandsoul: I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
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@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die
@silence__kit: Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
@ShortSleeveSuit: "There, there," I say, resting her head on my shoulder Surgeon: Sir, we're going to need that back if we want any hope for reattachment!