@mrtruthandsoul: I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
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@abbycohenwl: I moved to LA with nothing but the shirt on my back. No pants & I couldn't figure out how to get the shirt on my front. Soon I was jailed
@tastefactory: Most people use photoshop to create amazing art or graphic design. I use it to make fake Doritos flavors.
@kathybotteas: If the emoji I wanna text is not in the "recently used," you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.
@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."