@NicestHippo: "I just love making people laugh" - me, explaining why I do sex
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@Karissajem: Me: I have a memory like an elephant. Him: Elephants get drunk all the time and forget everything too? Me: Yes.
@maisonshouting: KOHL'S: YOU SAVED $92 based on these arbitrarily high prices we made up! ME: I am honestly just so blessed
@eliserose5: If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species.