@NicestHippo: "I just love making people laugh" - me, explaining why I do sex
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@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.
@BruceForce: WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD
@1800Randy: My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.