@illTortuga: I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta.
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@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.
@TheDairylandDon: Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now.
@perfect_messs: Sign at gym says "Judgement Free Zone." Lets see if they really mean it, I think as I pull a corn dog from my bra while doing the leg press.