@FaisalAdam_: I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was "so you don't eat chicken?"
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@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi "May I have the definition?" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?
@ConanOBrien: This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.
@man_spach: My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart.