@marcusparkersol: I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose.
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@ThisOneSayz: The person who named the eggplant must have been: a) Colorblind, and b) Totally high
@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems.