@mandysparklerxo: I just noticed the light fixture in the bathroom is off center, so no, I won't be renewing my lease.
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@AmishPornStar1: I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.
@Phantasmagoriax: If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral.
@BigPlanetEarth: Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though.....
@Brianhopecomedy: Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard.