@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.
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@MavenofHonor: Saw a deer on my bike but didn't have my phone to take a pic. Hopefully one day he will return my bike tho
@flashember: In the name of "Hell Kitty", an army of children wages a bloody and unholy war. "It was just a typo," sobs Glenn, ex-Tshirt factory worker.
@fro_vo: Me: trump keeps obfuscating the truth Wife: i see you learned a new word Me: i obfuscately did Wife: Me: what are we obfuscating for dinner