@DaddyJew: I just opened a Capri Sun in the dark, sup ladies
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@chewlongkok_: Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time.
@theblowout: my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there
@shegotagronk: My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.