@NurseMurderer: I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.
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@ch000ch: date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob
@Bluestmoon_: When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go. I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though.
@HomeProbably: If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends.