@AsgardianRose: I just overheard a woman tell her son "We don't lick other people, it's gross" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made.
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@djdarrellripley: After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it "the house"..
@stevevsninjas: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
@Dildotron: [planning for wedding] i found us a remote location "Omg where?" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now
@dril: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl