@AsgardianRose: I just overheard a woman tell her son "We don't lick other people, it's gross" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made.
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@squirrel74wkgn: In some countries your Honor, a nude man painted in bronze while urinating in a public fountain would be considered art.
@patnspankme: The coolest feature of being over age 40 is now when I get a pimple it only takes 14 months to go away.
@bingowings14: 18yo is deliberately putting the cutlery in the wrong places in the drawer when he puts them away. So I’ve put some of his game discs in the wrong boxes. Let’s see who’s head explodes first.