@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.
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@VerbsRProudest: Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again.
@Dutch_50: I'm at a point in my life where I admire the majestic full trees in my yard and marvel at the amount of leaves I'll need to rake.
@elle91: Imagine a baby named Edith. Exactly, you can't because everyone named Edith quietly emerged from the woods at age 78 knitting an incredibly complicated afghan.