@yaseen_moi: I just passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do.
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@jamespianka: My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house.
@DarlingNikki_12: Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first.
@pharmasean: I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went.