@nalex470: I just pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole nother level.
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@MatCro: [heaven] IAN: I only regret the things I didn't do ME: Me too I: Like, I didn't swim with dolphins. You? M: I didn't stop poking a bear
@Tayallderdice: U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months
@MinionTrainer: Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam.