@2tickytacky: I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon.
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@caribbeanaj: I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.
@DrDogMD: COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao
@13spencer: A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.