@karenphotog: I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: She: In the future, can you please put the seat down? Me: Now I gotta be a time traveler for you?
@Ygrene: Me: my point is, if you remove the potatoes from potato salad you aren't left with salad Deli Manager: Me: so what else are you lying about
@AimeeHelene1: Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I'll be telling everyone it's from having sex while skydiving.