@karenphotog: I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv.
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@Eatingmeals: The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"
@marknorm: After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji.
@TheClingyGF: If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house.