@karenphotog: I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv.
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@GoodNaps: Welcome to Ulterior Motors where our goal is to sell you a car and definitely not anything else
@AndrewNadeau0: I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies.
@Lisa_Laughs_: He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.
@GrantTanaka: *daughter reading *son playing ipod *dog sleeping *house quiet *I go take a dump FISTFIGHT BREAKS OUT, DOG'S ON FIRE