@lizetagge: I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex...
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@HrBry: Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I'll keep you posted if anything changes guys
@ohpeetie: Boyfriend is talking about taking me on a camping trip. Like, a real one where we'll sleep in a tent and pee outside. Is he mad at me?
@markleggett: My hairdresser told me that his marriage is crumbling. So, here’s my business idea: A hair salon where they don’t tell me shit like that.