@lizetagge: I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex...
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@RatBatallion: The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .
@causticbob: "He looks just like his grandfather" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation
@HatfieldAnne: Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity.