@lizetagge: I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex...
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@Kayditty: Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@texasstalkermom: I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there.