@DanOverHere: People who write hai and bai, wai?

@HonestToddler: Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear.

@SuperDadish: Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - "I love ramen noodles" 12:01am - "I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"

@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.

@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*