@weinerdog4life: I just ran over a tree, a 5'2" blonde screaming tree with a purse.
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@HonestToddler: Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear.
@SuperDadish: Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - "I love ramen noodles" 12:01am - "I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"
@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.