@weinerdog4life: I just ran over a tree, a 5'2" blonde screaming tree with a purse.
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@RandomManik: Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Two fingers here. Son: OK. M: One in the other hole. S: Got it. M: Relax your wrist. Wife: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM? M: Bowling. Chill.
@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.