@DanOverHere: People who write hai and bai, wai?
@HonestToddler: Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear.
@SuperDadish: Conversations get real after midnight.
11:59 pm - "I love ramen noodles"
12:01am - "I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"
@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.
@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl?
*pops knuckles*
-What if I am?
*cracks neck*
*dislocates shoulder*
*breaks collarbone*
*fractures skull*
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