@atDevin: I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart.
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@longwall26: Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End
@WilliamAder: Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught.
@yourpencilskirt: No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
@thetobbie: Anyway, I heard some "Norwegian black metal" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it...