@UnicornSyrup: "I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
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@notfaizzy: ...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool.
@mamabirddiaries: A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
@candace_9871: It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life.