@sistersurf: I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married.
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@einsteinsexual: You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup.
@bourgeoisalien: When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head