@sistersurf: I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married.
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@byrdie_num_num: Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
@chopper4jk: My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days...
@shashaintl: What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*
@J0hnnyBlaze: Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious