@HeyZeus666: I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down.
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@JediGigi: "Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!" --dogs
@TragicAllyHere: Groom: Dude, the invitation was for Gandalf the Grey. Gandalf: Oh, it's Gandalf the White now. Bride: [fuming] Gandalf: [looks fabulous]