@HeyZeus666: I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down.
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@J0hnnyBlaze: How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now
@murrman5: "daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son
@FeverFlave: First date: And if you could slide over a little bit my Mom would like to sit next to you...
@Cpin42: According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.