@eeethanford: I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.
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@DaHess1: Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
@dave_cactus: [me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*
@wickedsuga: Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier.