@eeethanford: I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.
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@BBQJones28: For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all.
@kelkulus: All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese.
@AristotlesNZ: Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit.