@eeethanford: I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.
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@OneFunnyMummy: Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome.
@kelkulus: Girl asked me if I wanted to watch a "romcom" so I'm going to assume she means "Roman Combat" and put on Gladiator.
@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person