@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
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@_ElvishPresley_: WATSON: It appears the victim died upon entering the bathroom HOLMES: And how did you deduce he wasn't leaving? WATSON: No shit, Sherlock.
@QuickandSisi: If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning.