@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
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@ChickenFrecklez: Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children.
@fro_vo: "hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?" "i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m" -- how the worm got its name
@trumpetcake: Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema.