@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
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@FlyJ_: Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!
@Elizasoul80: Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half.
@trevso_electric: Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person.