@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
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@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.
@lecalabara: Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
@juneohara65: I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme "This I can handle."
@KalvinMacleod: If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet.