@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.
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@HomeProbably: The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism.
@SlayerSays: Pretty certain the only way I'd ever be involved in gardening is if someone murdered me & planted me in their garden.
@2tickytacky: "I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me."- Damned dog.... Could've been me though.
@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.