@MintyCow: I just responded to a text message with: I can't hear you, you're breaking up
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@jordan_stratton: You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious.
@gm_cage: My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter.
@NicestHippo: Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it
@WilliamAder: Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught.