@MintyCow: I just responded to a text message with: I can't hear you, you're breaking up
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@kelkulus: The Indian version of "How I Met Your Mother"is just a single episode called "I Met Her At Our Wedding".
@fixyourcompass: Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.
@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
@Christweetpher_: [jail] INMATE: so what are ya in for? BIG BAD WOLF: well I huffed and I puffed and then I got nabbed for possession INMATE: goddam pigs