@MintyCow: I just responded to a text message with: I can't hear you, you're breaking up
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@JermHimselfish: *holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played
@Tmoney68: Made a special running playlist that's nothing but zombie moans & shuffling feet. I've lost 20 pounds & can run a 4:30 minute mile.
@chapel3929: *deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*