@jake_lach: I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet
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@Jenny4ashley: Sure, I'd take a bullet for you, but how does robbing an ammunition store prove my love?
@SmartassChef: If drinking too much alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking too much Fanta make you fantastic?
@Slim_is_Fat: (Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie.