@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
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@Sean_Burgundy_: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer
@WildeThingy: Gabriel "Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?" God "Trust me. It will be hilarious."
@GrabTheWEness: I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call.