@Douchekevin: I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by outrunning the cops.
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@StinkyGr33n: I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.
@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.