@RitleySammich: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs.
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@therealeatwood: JUDGE: I sentence you to 2 consecutive life sentences [60 yrs later: convict dies, is reincarnated] COP: This baby camel is under arrest
@Quartzjixler: I know this place will prepare my taxes competently--they have a guy dressed as the Statue of Liberty waving at passersby. -no one ever
@OneFunnyMummy: Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent's house.
@T_Bonezzz_: DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time