@Eightinchgoat: I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid.
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@andylassner: In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day.
@BigHeb7: If your best clothes proudly advertise Monster Energy Drink, you can't be left alone with your best looking cousin.