@Cali_Kid_Mike: I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone.
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@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
@Reverend_Scott: Dog 911: what's ur emer- Dog: MY HUMAN IS TALKING TO ME Dog 911: so? Dog: THEN HE ANSWERS FOR ME IN A WEIRD VOICE Dog 911: OMG Dog: OMG
@Jeff_Sargeant: 2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad