@Cali_Kid_Mike: I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like.
@djdarrellripley: Me: We need some ham. Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday. Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?
@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.