@koalaslament: I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter.
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@AIanHangover: Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@SortaBad: *guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* "It means wisdom" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* "It means I was brave at the doctor"