@koalaslament: I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter.
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@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
@therealeatwood: ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You— CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail
@jonnysun: [god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok… GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me