@chrisdelia: I just saw a commercial for a drug called Dupixent and in the commercial the voice over actually said “Do not take if you are allergic to Dupixent.”
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@NewDadNotes: [first date] Date: tell me something you’re were really good at as a kid. Me: spelling bee. Date: oh nice! do you still got it? Me: b-e-e.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A guy with a ponytail wearing mirrored sunglasses and camouflage pants just checked me out and winked at me. Still got it.