@russhigher: I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
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@JaneBadall: I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed.
@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*
@BestScienceJoke: Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first.