@russhigher: I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
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@farahfergie: Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance
@TheCiscoKidder: Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.