@russhigher: I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
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@Dirty_Naomi: I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks. It also comes in handy if people try to steal them.
@KyleCrunk: Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted
@DrDogMD: CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh