@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
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@ShutUpThatsWho: *job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
@abbycohenwl: Cat: Meow Me: Meow Mom: Why do you do that? Me: Silly, huh? Mom: No, reckless! Do you even know what you said? What if you told him he's fat
@HeidiCF8: Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?