@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
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@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
@jordan_stratton: [Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream] Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants.
@CulturedRuffian: Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*