@EmaSlema: I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said "no" so he's obviously the smartest man alive
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@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?
@Rollmaninoz: Vocalist: HELLOOO YOUR TOWWNN Crowd: OMG THATS WHERE I LIVE FUCK YEAHHHH Vocalst: YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN TOWN 100 MILES AWAY Crowd: WOOOOO
@jwoodham: "How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?" Doesn't follow instructions very well.
@Book_Krazy: THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] "Let me stop you right there"