@sixfootcandy: I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say "Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"
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@ThePocketJustin: As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor.
@UncleDuke1969: Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.
@ChaseMit: "We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.
@weenbeans: I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.