@KevinHart4real: I just saw a man get hit by a car...he got hit & fell down & then got up & chased the car down the block!!!! His legs must be strong as shit
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@thatUPSdude: Forget "once you go black you never go back" I say "For that special occasion go caucasian"
@mollymcnearney: Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste.
@WilliamAder: One more missile failure and the Acme Corp. is going to lose that North Korea contract.