@KevinHart4real: I just saw a man get hit by a car...he got hit & fell down & then got up & chased the car down the block!!!! His legs must be strong as shit
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@UncleDuke1969: Jim ate my sandwich. It was clearly labeled. Jim's email is open on his PC. Jim's son now thinks he's adopted. The sandwich was LABELED.
@funflaps: CALIBUR: I love being a calibur! ME: Stop being a calibur. Arthur needs you. EXCALIBUR: Ok
@TheBoydP: The best thing about working at my office is that you can literally use as much toilet paper as you want in the restroom.
@TheBoydP: Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom.