@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."
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@panmidwest: Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality
@ArfMeasures: "My friend got me a Fitbit" ME: Oh yeh, heard of them, haven't got one tho "u can buy them online" ME [whispering] u can buy friends online?
@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.