@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."
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@BuckyIsotope: I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement.
@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
@chris_isloi: Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question.
@BackrowSeats: It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time.