@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
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@iGreenMonk: Someone just saw me trying to take a picture of myself and now I have a dead body to bury.
@_blotty: [ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys
@ruinedpicnic: [puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid