@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
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@thetigersez: Dating tip: Men find mysterious woman alluring, so keep the spark alive by occasionally acting like a lunatic possessed by the devil.
@ShoutingGoddess: I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.