@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
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@themiltron: god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock
@HolycrapitsaKat: No thanks "protected account". You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan.
@erinmallorylong: I get very stressed out when characters in movies are told a rapid-fire list of things to do and don't write it down.
@thenatewolf: God's Assistant: really? Leather wings on a mouse's body? I think you're just in a bad mood. God: ALSO MAKE IT BLIND AND SCREECHING