@The_Rain_Man_: I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.
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@therealeatwood: They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life’s three great concerns: one’s birth, one’s future legacy, and cowboy
@missmayn: Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.
@NYorNothing: Me: We should set up a play date Hot dad at park: You have a kid? Me: No, I said WE should
@ddsmidt: On the box it said "do not put your tongue on battery." I would never put my tongue on a battery. Although. I kinda want to now.