@The_Rain_Man_: I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.
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@tarashoe: ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
@wesjohnson8: 62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow.
@thatdutchperson: Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?
@Nickadoo: I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring.