@The_Rain_Man_: I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.
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@TrueTorontoGirl: I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband.
@eddiesnextwife: Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death.
@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@BGH70: There's a guy in this Taco Bell bathroom stall so loud I'm not sure if it's performance art or a solstice goat sacrifice.