@The_Rain_Man_: I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@pevbim: I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*
@GrantTanaka: I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it'll just be my turn.
@KimmyMonte: i have no electricity today bc of the snowstorm so i was forced to talk to my husband and son they seem nice.
@dave_cactus: ME: I had to fix dad's computer after the power surge. HER: Motherboard? ME: No, she was watching TV.