@KateWhineHall: I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
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@Ditchful: adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.
@BassoonJokes: The holidays are coming. If you do NOT want snakes please send me a notarized letter asking for NO SNAKES. Otherwise you are getting snakes.
@AmishPornStar1: I don't know why I would want to "Keep Up" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)