@KateWhineHall: I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
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@TwiCarlyGleeber: Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one
@Robert_Beau: At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open.
@NamestartswithZ: Two gunslingers face each other in the street, waiting to draw. Minutes pass. I'm still obliviously standing between them sipping a Slurpee.